1. zanetehaiden:

    Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

  2. only-consulting-fanboy:

    List of skills for my resume:

    •  Ability to learn an entire musical soundtrack in a week
  3. unclefather:

    lbizzzy:

    nolifejustanime:

    damaseas:

    FUUUUCK

    0 to 100 real quick

    Might have to learn that wall run

    the matrix

  4. the-best-of-tess:

This makes me giggle

    the-best-of-tess:

    This makes me giggle

  5. askingprincegumball:

    yaminabearies:

    screamameme:

    I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.

    damn it Radio 2

    I just learned a new method for business.

  6. perlockholmes:

    Iconic

  7. turnerandcook:

Alex laughing during the intro to Old Yellow Bricks @ Rock en Seine '14

    turnerandcook:

    Alex laughing during the intro to Old Yellow Bricks @ Rock en Seine '14

  8. gogglechild:

    spaceace8:

    idjtits:

    spaceace8:

    idjtits:

    idjtits:

    idjtits:

    are pears flammable

    after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

    mum: whats that smell
    me: burning pears
    mum: wha-
    me: i tried to set a pear on fire
    mum: why
    me: science

    #It’s science as long as you write it down

    image

    science

    [science clapping] well done friend

    you forgot your data table:image

    image

  9. "Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you."
    Tyrion Lannister   (via hightimesandchillvibes)
  10. all-alone-in-a-daydream:

middlemarching:

strangely shaped puppies where are you going

strangely shaped puppies

    all-alone-in-a-daydream:

    middlemarching:

    strangely shaped puppies where are you going

    strangely shaped puppies

  11. castiel-knight-of-hell:

    sorry:

     I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

    my mother once had a rental car that looked like the unmarked cars our police use and she was constantly complaining about all the law-abiding drivers

  12. nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    And that is literally all you need to know about him.

  13. 
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    Sweater Weather | on We Heart It.

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